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True love waits until the second date to blow your flaccid penis
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I need more sex power! where’s my medallions?!?
— pearl’s ex husband (via padialogue)
Reblogged from padialogue
we tried to look more 50s sexy for this one. purely for authenticity’s sake, of course. credibility boosted?
Reblogging this so I’ll always be able to find it
Reblogged from padialogue
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Gelatinous semen all over my penis! What is a boy to do?
— The theme song of the sitcom starring us
Tags: Padialogue Fall preview week
Dedicated to Sadie
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