Pretty sure Grooveshark has my number

I was doing a camshow on my couch, and I was completely naked
when my menstrual cup TIPPED OVER, IN MY VAGINA, and spilled
so, I just played it cool and kept going and the customer def didn’t notice. But there were like SMEARS OF PERIOD BLOOD on my legs and hands and everywhere, and continuing to smear all the while, as you may well imagine. And I was in the middle of a paid show so I couldn’t just stop, or even pause it or nothing. No solution but to play it cool like Please God and Jesus can he just not ask to see my pussy right now ok and he didn’t!!
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This has been a day in the life.

I was doing a camshow on my couch, and I was completely naked

when my menstrual cup TIPPED OVER, IN MY VAGINA, and spilled

so, I just played it cool and kept going and the customer def didn’t notice. But there were like SMEARS OF PERIOD BLOOD on my legs and hands and everywhere, and continuing to smear all the while, as you may well imagine. And I was in the middle of a paid show so I couldn’t just stop, or even pause it or nothing. No solution but to play it cool like Please God and Jesus can he just not ask to see my pussy right now ok and he didn’t!!

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This has been a day in the life.

Lengthy lurker of the deep
— The most important job of a crossword puzzle writer is creating wordy new synonyms for “eel”
bebroom:

Beautifel

bebroom:

Beautifel

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Don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think there might be a lil alcohol in these?

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