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That looks like a hand I would draw

That looks like a hand I would draw

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[Henrybeerbohmtree] confesses that I have underdeveloped testicles. The only way I can become a real man is to worship her ass/thighs/white panties. She needs me to take in her essence to raise testosterone levels. As it stands my balls are under sized and not producing like they should at 32 years old. Our worship sessions will result in a set of big hanging balls and the ability to procreate. If I fail to increase levels to her satisfaction, she will be bringing in her friend chris to provide his sample in front of me. She nurtures me and tells me to sniff her essence and finally reach my potential as a man. Making descriptive size comparisons between myself and chris. In the end I do not meet her standards and she will choose him.
— Some dude’s custom video order, which I will act out for $$$. Tragic ending.
Hello sexy Jesus my old friend

Hello sexy Jesus my old friend

This is my kind of pastiche

This is my kind of pastiche

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A baby somewhere in my neighborhood has been yelling I LOVE ROCK N ROLL, SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY for seriously more than 24 hours now

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